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Re: Of Kilts and Water Fountains

Posted By: Chris Webb (ppp-70-129-181-94.dsl.rcsntx.swbell.net)
Date: 1/24/09 10:50

In Response To: Re: Of Kilts and Water Fountains (Don Hanley)

Water, what's water? LOL!

Doc, I'm not all that tall but my kilts are all that short! I'd dare say that many a kiltman really has no idea how far he can bend over and not show his undies, or lack there of even in a kilt to the bottom of the knee ... I actually set up a camera and conducted an experiment to find out, part of perfecting my kiltmanship. Needless to say that I was VERY suprised how little I had to bend over to flash my dangles, underwear or not. Fellas, it ain't yer arse that will show, it's yer jewels, and they hang down further than you think (if yours don't, well, I'd keep it to myself). LOL

Also, if you do wear underwear (yes, it is OK to wear them) you should keep in mind that white underwear can be seen from across the room if you bend over or sit down without pushing your apron down between your legs. Underwear the color of the kilt literally cammos your parts and makes them damned near invisible whether bending or sitting, black works too but not as well. My experiments confirmed all of this, but you'll have to just trust me.(wink)

To steal a line from Base Ball, Doc, don't forget your cup.

Kilt ON!

Chris Webb

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Messages In This Thread

Of Kilts and Water Fountains -- Doc Hudson (adsl-074-171-234-092.sip.jan.bellsouth.net) -- 1/14/09 10:32
Re: Of Kilts and Water Fountains -- r.m.anderson (71-36-134-102.mpls.qwest.net) -- 1/14/09 16:45
When it comes to a choice... -- Doc Hudson (adsl-074-171-234-092.sip.jan.bellsouth.net) -- 1/14/09 20:46
Re: When it comes to a choice... -- r.m.anderson (71-36-134-102.mpls.qwest.net) -- 1/15/09 16:33
Re: Of Kilts and Water Fountains -- Darrell Lawrence (173-19-60-148.client.mchsi.com) -- 1/21/09 13:28
Re: Of Kilts and Water Fountains -- Don Hanley (207.183.230.204) -- 1/23/09 23:42
Re: Of Kilts and Water Fountains -- Chris Webb (ppp-70-129-181-94.dsl.rcsntx.swbell.net) -- 1/24/09 10:50
Re: Of Kilts and Water Fountains -- Don Hanley (207.183.230.204) -- 1/24/09 10:56
Re: May the road rise to meet your feet -- Doc Hudson (adsl-074-171-234-092.sip.jan.bellsouth.net) -- 1/24/09 23:04

 

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